(pitbull voice) to understand the future we have to go back in time

(pitbull voice) to understand the future we have to go back in time

One of the saddest and most hil- NO BITCH, the sad thing here is the fact that you're a stripper. If you want respect, maybe you should've graduated high school. 😂😂 when did stripping become a legitimate career?
Anonymous

stripperina:

Awww, you tried so hard, but unfortunately I can’t hear you over the sound of my debt-free college degree and massive disposable income.

theinternetkid:

This made my day

theinternetkid:

This made my day

sexhaver:

juicyjacqulyn:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

scientists could scour the arctic for decades and never find anything colder than this

sexhaver:

juicyjacqulyn:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

scientists could scour the arctic for decades and never find anything colder than this

jamesyfranco:

"if people were rain then i was a drizzle and she was a sharknado"

peperomint:

im mad i went so long thinking pink couldnt b my favorite color bc i ‘didnt wanna be like other girls’ bc society told me that liking pink made me ditsy and feminine and that that was bad……….. i love pink………… fck The Man….. paint the statue of liberty pink

chillona:

apriki:

DRAKE IS HAVING A BREAKDOWN GUYS

STOPPITZTOPPITZRTOPPIT

radioactivemongoose:

i love that nicki’s outright rejected drake a bunch of times in real life too though and i bet a third party contacted him like “nicki minaj wants you to—-” and he was on a plane

youngblacksamurai:

hardboiledshawty:

I just sent this to Drakes dad and I am CRYING

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

youngblacksamurai:

hardboiledshawty:

I just sent this to Drakes dad and I am CRYING

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

barebackinq:

Me: Mom I don’t think I am getting any better, I still feel sick…

Mom:image