(pitbull voice) to understand the future we have to go back in time
Awww, you tried so hard, but unfortunately I can’t hear you over the sound of my debt-free college degree and massive disposable income.
This made my day
scientists could scour the arctic for decades and never find anything colder than this
"if people were rain then i was a drizzle and she was a sharknado"
im mad i went so long thinking pink couldnt b my favorite color bc i ‘didnt wanna be like other girls’ bc society told me that liking pink made me ditsy and feminine and that that was bad……….. i love pink………… fck The Man….. paint the statue of liberty pink
i love that nicki’s outright rejected drake a bunch of times in real life too though and i bet a third party contacted him like “nicki minaj wants you to—-” and he was on a plane
I just sent this to Drakes dad and I am CRYING
Me: Mom I don’t think I am getting any better, I still feel sick…