thurdsay:

after i die i’ll probably still complain

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- bill clinton (via jeffreyeugenides)

sickforya:

raise your hand if you’re tired and sad and wanna make out with a girl

regalasfuck:

truest shit ive ever read

regalasfuck:

truest shit ive ever read

katara:

I want to follow more republicans, reblog this post if you’re a republican or tea party member i want to follow all of you

unclemother:

*walks into school* actually, no thanks *walks out*

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

THAT CHILD IS DEAD HE SENT HIM STRAIGHT TO HELL

the-blog-of-anne-frank:

*flirting* so what fruit do you have in your town

el-mediocre-gatsby:

When you’re riding shotgun and your friends are having fun in the backseat

el-mediocre-gatsby:

When you’re riding shotgun and your friends are having fun in the backseat